follow me into the rain

Augh, I want to write Gintama fanfics but I keep being frustrated by not having enough funny ideas. And a severe inability to find absurd similes/metaphors. And being particularly terrible at any kind of videogame reference, whether old or modern.

Seriously, I kind of wish I had a co-writer where I could just insert something like “[VIDEOGAME REFERENCE IN DIALOGUE SHOULD GO HERE]” and it would be done.